These three publications came in the mail. Which do you open first?
Great literature all. Especially Modern Drunkard with it’s amazing writing and great subjects. It comes along about twice a year now. Frontgate is a dumb catalog of junk made in China. Including that awful Jimmy Buffet’s line of ‘Margaritaville’ forced-good-times party stuff. All banned in your Man Cave except when found for free, broken on the curb and then as gag material. Fun to stomp to pieces in a booze fueled frenzy. The Old West auction catalog making a case for a Colt Single Action as The Actual Gun That Shot a Famous Guy is a test of anyones marketing prowess.
Flipping through the pages of Frontgate things get worse, a fake antiqued tiki bar is pretty stupid. After about 3 grand for a flimsy bar, stools and a whopping $100 for each cushon, chances are you’ll be having your Mai-Tais alone.
By the way this guy is never, ever invited anywhere. The girl, maybe. Although she seems way too excited about a beach ball.
This stuff is more like it and carries The Good Housekeeping Man Cave Seal of Approval.